Post by grandpawrichard on Oct 26, 2011 10:52:55 GMT -7
Because I'm blonde......
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy" , she yelled, "we were counting today and all the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10".
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
"Very good" , said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy" ?
"Yes, it's because you're blonde", her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy, " she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and
all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G".
See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good", said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy"?
"Yes pumpkin, it's because you're blonde".
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy", she yelled, "we were in gym class today and when we
showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a shapely set of boobs.
"Very good" , said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy" ?
"No, it's because you're 25."
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy" , she yelled, "we were counting today and all the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10".
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
"Very good" , said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy" ?
"Yes, it's because you're blonde", her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy, " she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and
all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G".
See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good", said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy"?
"Yes pumpkin, it's because you're blonde".
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy", she yelled, "we were in gym class today and when we
showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a shapely set of boobs.
"Very good" , said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy" ?
"No, it's because you're 25."